Chapter 279 (1/2)
Shoujo Grand Summoning Chapter 279: Sight-seeing around Academy City with Flandre-chan
”Onii-chan, what's that?”
”Cotton candy.”
”That?”
”Lollipop.”
”What about that thingy over there?”
”Bubblegum.”
”This?”
”It's chewing gum. Wait a minute, don't swallow it! Spit it out now!”
He managed to wrestle the chewing gum from her before she managed to swallow it. Suffice to say, he's tired as heck. He had grossly underestimated a child's inquisitive nature, the same can be said about his expectation of a brat who had been holed up in a room for many years.
He had only gone looking around for a while and Flandre-chan managed to ask a bazillion ”what is that”. After answering her questions, he felt a bit short of breath from achieving the feat.
Meanwhile, Flandre-chan is licking her lollipop like n.o.body's business. He sighed before continuing.
”Flandre-chan, you really don't know what these are?”
”I don't…”
Flandre-chan replied while dealing with her lollipop. Honestly speaking, Wu Yan is a bit hurt, it feels like the lollipop had more priority than him.
”You haven't tried any of these before? What were you eating at home?”
He endured the leers he got from carrying Flandre-chan in his arms and asked her with a curious expression.
Flandre-chan touched her chin and tried to recall something. After a while, she replied.
”Sakuya's cake and red tea!”
Wu Yan flinched and he shot back at her in surprise.
”That's all?”
”Yes…”
She giggled but what she said next made Wu Yan sweat bullets.
”Onee-chan said that the cake is a dessert for after a meal. The red tea is a meal and Flandre-chan just have to drink it. By the way, the red tea smelled the same as the liquid that came out of the people I broke.”
His eyebrow twitched and he laughed in an awkward manner. Rubbing away the sweat on his forehead, he almost let it slip his mind that Flandre-chan is a vampire. The red tea she referred to is probably the kind of stuff Remilia drinks…
Blood…
Flandre-chan is unaware of the fact that her story made Wu Yan worried. She kept continuing her narrative as if to vent the frustration of having been locked up for so many years with n.o.body to talk to at length.
”Sakuya's cake and red tea are very delicious but Flan thinks that this item known as the lollipop tastes even better. This place is so fun, it's much more interesting than the Scarlet Devil Mansion even though it's smaller in area than the mansion. There is more stuff to play with here and they are all better than playing bullet h.e.l.l!”
Smaller than the Scarlet Devil Mansion? This is a huge street, how big is the mansion anyway?! The maid chief is seriously amazing, she could use her power to distort s.p.a.cetime until the Mansion became so wide in area.
He kept retorting silently while keeping the smile he had, even if a bit distorted. He brushed her blonde hair and laughed.
”Well, as long as you're having fun..”
Flandre-chan nodded with a wide smile before she resumed tackling the lollipop. It seems the lollipop is a very effective a.r.s.enal against lolis.
If he had known, he would have prepared a dozen lollipops, perhaps then, he might not have got wrecked so hard.
Wu Yan seemed to have forgotten the fact that Flandre-chan's summoning is an accident. He was going to summon the maid chief in the first place.