Chapter 238 (1/2)
Shoujo Grand Summoning Chapter 238: Urban legend and the aftermath after the date
”Sit in seiza!”
Wu Yan's body twitched as he hurriedly did as told. He lifted his head and saw Mikoto and Hinagiku judging him in a manner not unlike those of a judge against a guilty defendant. Meanwhile, Astrea looked on in amus.e.m.e.nt at this spectacle. If he had any tears left, he would have surely shed it by now.
Who would have thought that the day when he would be made to kneel down would come so early. Well, he's just sitting at the moment though.
”Master…”
Ikaros can't help feeling sorry for her master who sat there with wavy tear trails coming down his face. She turned towards Hinagiku and Mikoto.
”Ikaros, a plea for lenience will not be entertained!”
Of course the girls knew what Ikaros was thinking about, they knew that she who held Wu Yan as the center of her universe would do so they flatly denied her silent plea.
”Master…”
She clasped her hands together and closed her eyes, not willing to see Wu Yan descent into the flames of purgatory.
Wu Yan knew he's f.u.c.ked this time. Even Ikaros could do nothing to save him. He's in for a long struggle now…
With crossed arms, Hinagiku narrowed her eyes at Wu Yan.
”You caused quite a stir yesterday, Yan…”
”Nn!”
Astrea nodded energetically. If he could, he would have grabbed her and spanked her hard. Her master is in great peril and instead of inaction or better yet do something to save him, she decided to make his death even more gruelsome.
Hinagiku presented an interface to Wu Yan, on it:
”Close to 80% of Tokiwadai's female students without a boyfriend got screwed by a human sc.u.m. The female students responded by organizing themselves into an army and chased down the human sc.u.m with unrelenting momentum, that is, until the human sc.u.m was saved by an angel with pink wings!”
Looking at this new urban legend known as the ”Wanted f.u.c.kboi”, his sweat started pouring. If it wasn't pouring enough, it's most certainly pouring by the time he read the comments.
”Har? Betraying more than 80 percent of Tokiwadai's Oujo-samas? Surely, OP be jesting. Who would possess the finesse required to two-time so many chicks at one time, more so when the chicks concerned are the Oujo-samas of Tokiwadai.”
”Angel with pink wings? OP please get a checkup at the hospital. Specifically, seek specialist help from psychologists…”
”OP, contact of this 'Wanted f.u.c.kboi' please, I want him to mentor me!”
”f.u.c.k yeah, do it!”
”The third and fourth poster are too obsessed with girls…”
”No no no, they want to be the human sc.u.m in question!”
”Hi, OP. Bye, OP.”
Wu Yan wiped away the sweat on his forehead and beamed at Hinagiku with a bitter smile.
”Yan, you got quite the skills there, to net so many girls…”
Wu Yan started sweating heavily.
”Come on, Hinagiku, you know that's not true…”
”Of course, I know that's not true!”
Hinagiku slammed the table. Or at least, that was the plan. She accidentally hit Astrea's hand which was slowly making its way over to the fruit bowl on the table. The blonde lifeform yelped in pain and blew at her hand. Hinagiku awkwardly smiled in response.
Mikoto saw this scene unfold and she facepalm-ed. When she saw how Wu Yan is trying to hold back his laughter, she got mad.
”Stop laughing! I am not done with you just yet!”
”What did I do now…”
He said in a meek manner. He cursed at his rotten luck, he thought he got lucky when Railgun and Joou-sama pampered him with benefits.
Fat luck that was, the Alter army chased him down with nigh unstoppabled momentum, and they chased him through nine streets, almost half of School District 7. It's no wonder that an urban legend would arise.
If Ikaros had not descended to save him, the result might be…
Recalling the manic host of Tokiwadai Oujo-samas, he s.h.i.+vered subconsciously. His att.i.tude infuriated Mikoto.
”What did you do?…”
Mikoto pointed her finger at Wu Yan in anger. Her face flushed red as her finger trembled.
”You did so much stuff in front of the Tokiwadai girls, and you have the b.a.l.l.s to ask me what did you do wrong?!”
Wu Yan was dumbfounded
I-it's my fault? But you grabbed my hand and pressed it on your hooters!
Wu Yan has conveniently forgotten the fact that although Mikoto was the one who placed his hand there, he was the one who decided to ma.s.sage her hooter.
Mikoto yelled in a bashful manner at him.
”Now everyone in Tokiwadai knows about it, that I… go-got fondled by you in front of an audience. How do you expect me to look at the students straight in the face like this!”