Chapter 163 (1/2)

Shoujo Grand Summoning Chapter 163: Mikoto’s call and Kuroko’s howling

Ikaros’ arrival helped Wu Yan in various ways. With a big eater in the house, one’s food making speed completely lost to the rate at which food disappeared from the table. For the time that girl is hungry, one would have to keep holding the kitchen knife until she is satiated. It just so happen that the time that girl is hungry is almost 24 hours a day so…

With Ikaros as his a.s.sistant, his burden was reduced. Even if she is not that good at cooking yet, he has to admire the speed at which she is learning, quite impeccable.

With some free time on his hands, Wu Yan felt joy and yet at the same time he could feel chills going down his spine…

This is just one Astrea and he is already so tormented. What if one day he done goofed up and summoned Yuyuko from Gensokyou…

This might just be the first time in his life that he thinks the girls are uncute…

With his thoughts drifting further and further away, a phone call pulled him back to reality. Bewildered at this, he took out his phone and saw Mikoto’s name being displayed on caller ID.

Come to think of it, this phone was bought by Mikoto for him. Besides gold from Silvaria, he didn’t have any other a.s.sets in Academy City.

Compared to his sad state, as the No.3 lv5 in Academy City, Mikoto’s allowance is so large, she got lazy at the thought of counting the numbers in her bank account.

That’s why she magnanimously bought Wu Yan a phone when she heard he didn’t have one. This gave Wu Yan a taste of what it means to be a gigolo. (Tl: 吃软饭, eating soft rice is a derogatory term referring to gigolo who lives off women.)

There is another reason, and this is the major reason that he is not particularly interested in keeping this phone…

He looked at his ringing limited edition Gekota handphone and its brilliant pink color. He is very conflicted on this matter…

He sighed and picked up the phone.

“Hey, Mikoto…”

“Why did you take so long to pick up the phone, are you that busy!”

Mikoto voiced her dissatisfaction from beyond that limited edition Gekota phone. Wu Yan went silent, he can’t tell her that he was fantasizing about this and that right?…

“Onee-sama, that sc.u.m must be doing something bad that makes him unable to look another person in the eyes. Who knows, he might just be molesting some underage girls or something. Onee-sama shouldn’t lower yourself so as to a.s.sociate with that sc.u.m by calling him and even planning on…”

The tender voice that is filled with disdain, prejudice, hate, jealousy. No doubt about it, he can guess who that person is without even seeing her. Seriously, that girl would always remember to give him one insults or two…

Thinking that this banter wouldn’t finish if he replied, he ignored her and asked Mikoto.

“Well, what’s up? Mikoto.”

Mikoto cleared her throat twice, it wasn’t clear whether that was aimed a Wu Yan or the lifeform that is both black and white. She hesitated a bit before continuing in a soft tone.

“Are you free today?”

“Oh?”

Wu Yan felt surprised and amusedly teased her.

“Of course I’m free, I just didn’t think that Mikoto would take the initiative and invite me out on a date…”

“N-no it’s not…”

“It’s definitely not a date okay!”

The black and white lifeform screamed.

“Onee-sama would never go on a date with a sc.u.m like you! Onee-sama belongs to me, Kuroko! If she wants a date, it would be with me!”

He 囧-ed, he really didn’t know what to say to her. He also didn’t know where the girls are calling him from but after Kuroko voice her preferences, the other side became noisy.

“Kuroko! What are you going on about!”

Wu Yan can imagine that Mikoto is most likely getting “curious” stares from the pedestrians and that’s why she got mad…

“Kuroko didn’t say anything preposterous! Onee-sama will always belong to me! Sa, Onee-sama, ignore that sc.u.m and let’s go with just the both of us… a a a….”

That weird “a a a” laugh made Mikoto get gooseb.u.mps. Meanwhile, his expression became even more 囧.

I say, are you girls still talking with me or…

At this rate, Mikoto is going to get so mad she’s gonna give Kuroko the shock of her life. At that point, what is going to happen to the phone in her hands, will it even survive the lightning surge?

That’s why Wu Yan cut her short.