Chapter 147 (1/2)

Shoujo Grand Summoning Chapter 147: Wanna go on a date?…

Academy City 7th School District, Wu Yan, Astrea, Kuroko are sitting at the table in a corner of the diner. Although the corner they are at is supposed to be inconspicuous but everyone in the diner had their eyes drawn there, they can’t believe what they are seeing.

Besides the table are waiters who kept presenting dishes, they were baffled by what they are seeing. When they placed the dishes on top of the table, they would just stand there with slack jaws, forgetting the fact that they still had jobs to do.

Kuroko who should be extremely prejudiced against Wu Yan like water against fire is currently sitting by Wu Yan’s side and had a very cooperative att.i.tude with the surrounding. She is staring with her eyes wide open and mouth the shape of a triangle, her expression looked like she’s seeing something utterly logic defying.

The whole diner could be described as silent, if not for the sound of a certain someone chowing down on food like no tomorrow. On top the table, mountains of empty plates are already stacked up and yet the mountain appears to be growing by the second, its speed observable by human eyes, as if it aspires to reach the heavens.

Maybe it’s because gluttons like this being they are seeing does not come by everyday, the surrounding individuals all started taking out their phones to get a pic of this life form. Meanwhile, Wu Yan and Kuroko made absolutely sure that their head and faces are not visible. If they were to be captured on camera they will definitely not have the face to go out and meet people anymore.

He glanced at Astrea who’s enjoying the feast of her life, he felt something within his head turning stale, he’s wondering what would have happened if he didn’t have a ton of gold coins from Silvaria here. Maybe he would screaming f.u.kou da like a certain pick up artist with the hands that can fondle and punch girls….

Who else but touma?

Well, at least the other guy is way more unfortunate than he is, he’s not loaded with gold coins like Wu Yan is. Also the guy needs to take care of a bottomless pit nun in his care. He used to be envious of that lucky sukebe (Tl:把妹手 in the raws, literally hand of the pick up artist, or G.o.dhand pickup artist) but he’s feeling pretty fortunate for not being like that guy.

Astrea probably could become really good friends with Index….

The evil inside Wu Yan even had the idea of sending Astrea over to Imagine Breaker’s house for a while so that he will get tormented until the guy wishes to be put out of his misery but he decided not to because Touma’s luck with the ladies is real.

Kuroko finally returned to her senses after watching Astrea go to war, she lifted her head and judged Wu Yan even harsher.

“You are really a sc.u.m to the core aren’t you. Forget making a s.e.x slave out of a woman but to starve her until she’s like this, you should really be captured and dissected…”

Listening to her, the corner of his mouth jolted. He can’t really handle being labelled like that by her.

“Forget ‘making a s.e.x slave’ and other slanderous things you’ve said, but I think you should stop calling me by sc.u.m. I have a name and it’s Wu Yan!”

Kuroko sneered at him with disdain.

“Well let’s ignore the fact that you’re a sc.u.m to begin with, I don’t think a h.o.m.o erectus need something like a name…”

“Aa…”

Wu Yan dryly laughed. He understands that it’s pointless to argue with Kuroko when it’s about Mikoto, any other topic might be possible but it’s definitely a dead end if it’s about Mikoto. However, he still cracked his knuckles.

“I suddenly have the urge to open a can of a.s.swhoop…”

The diner door opened up and a girl who looked frail but is actually stronger than anyone here ran inside. Maybe it’s because the diner is unusually cold, she s.h.i.+vered. Judging from the sight of her panting really hard, it appears she ran all the way here. Recovering a bit of her stamina, the unusual sight in a certain corner of the diner instantly entered her sights. It’s evident from how Mikoto’s sweaty countenance froze up the moment she saw their group.

“ONEE-SAMAAAA!”

Kuroko yelled as she flew straight towards her in what appears to be a flying tackle of a glomp over a distance of about 10 meters. What is amazing is that she actually pulled that off in front of a very impressed spectating group of people. The person herself is currently rubbing her face all over her target of affection in a trance.

“Ah! Ah! I feel so lonely, hollow, cold and unbearable just by not seeing Onee-sama for a day! Ah! Onee-sama!”

“Oh~~~”

Everyone inside the diner made that noise when they saw the two getting all intimate over there. Then they had a look of realization as if they caught onto something, the eyes they used to look at the two girls had warmth behind them as well as a bit of pity behind them.

What a waste, the two girls are such cuties as well…

How can Mikoto not know what the crowd were thinking when she saw their gaze as well as that drawn out “oh” of theirs. The temperature of her face quickly rose to 50 degrees celcius. Her face flushed in a brilliant red. She’s so ashamed she could die when she saw Wu Yan sneering at her in the corner of her eyes.

“Ku-Kuroko, what are you doing, get down me this instant!”

She tugged at her to pull Kuroko away from her body by the back of her collar. Mikoto used strength that could punch a punching machine out of commission and yet apparently it isn’t enough to remove Kuroko from her body. In fact, it got even tighter.

“Aaah, Onee-sama’s smell. Aaaahhh, Onee-sama’s body, ah ah ahhhhhh!”

Kuroko wouldn’t let go of Mikoto no matter what she does. She doesn’t mind being looked at by others in the first place, with that sc.u.m here, she wants to flaunt her status with her Onee-sama by putting up a lover’s interaction.

“Kuroko! Let go of me!”