Chapter 10 (2/2)

“Understood, to be a mercenary one must at least be tier 1, are you..”

“I have achieved tier 1.”

Moi is tier 3, tier 1 is for n00bs.

But of course it would be rude to say this aloud.

“Well then, fill this form and pay 2 pieces of silver, that would be it.”

Pa.s.sing a form over to him, she just smiled at him. He can see it clear as day written on her face, “Fork it over”.

Rolling his eyes he just took out a magic crystal and confirmed with her.

“Magic crystal will do yes?”

Looking at the crystal, the smile on her face brightened even further, she let him finish talking before continuing.

“Gu….but if you use magic crystal as the payment method, we won’t give you the change.”

Let it be known that this is a tier 1 magic crystal, it could fetch 100 gold. Lest the tragedy of inn staying happens again, he swiped a piece of magic crystal from the poor slime. Without this, he wouldn’t even be able to cough up the processing fee.

But what can he do, he’s broke as h.e.l.l… a man without money is no man at all …(TL: the lit was something like even a copper can topple a hero, very long story about how a hero was so poor he didn’t have a single money on him. Still needing to eat he tried approaching some farmer and smooch some food and then claiming he had less than what he asked for and therefore could not pay, turns out the farmer was a bigger kappa and he asked for the smallest unit of money, now there’s no unit smaller than that <tl:there 0=”” is,=”” it’s=”” called=””> so he needs to pay said unit of money and he can’t say he has less money than smallest unit, but he has 0 money, hence he was toppled <rekt>.)</rekt></tl:there>

“nn, do as you will…” Acting all cool he handed back the form and got a mercenary logo with D on it, he left without turning his head back.

Arriving at a place close to the entrance, the guild board where missions are posted. There, another pretty receptionist was working.

Looking over the board he rubbed his chin.

What mission should I go on?

There’s mission ranging from S to D, as long as you have the lives, the guild ain’t afraid of you stepping up to the challenge.

“Help me register for red honey, giant cow skin, and rainbow water missions if you would please.”

He asked the receptionist.

“Very well, please hold on…”

After he was done registeriing, a sound went through his ear and transmitted into his mind.

Merc mission: Grade C!

Mission 1: Obtain 10 x red honey;

Reward: 5000 Ep, 5000 Ip, 3000 Ap, 3000 Sp;

Mission 2: Waste 10 giant cows. Obtain 10 x giant cow skin;

Reward: 5000 Ep, 5000 Ip, 3000 Ap, 3000 Sp;

Mission 1: Gather 1 litre rainbow water;

Reward: 5000 Ep, 5000 Ip, 3000 Ap, 3000 Sp;

He jawdropped at the consecutive missions.

Why are the missions same as his a.s.signed mer mission?

It can’t be, could the merc mission and system mission be completed at the same time?

Okay, he’s very pleased with this development. With this his way of farming for points are guranteed. Sure, killing monsters is a way to gain some points but by only doing that one can only gain IP and AP, though he doesn’t need Ep at this point, it’s free points, who wouldn’t want it?

Most importantly however, it’s the Sp!

The most critical ingredient to summoning 2d shoujos!

And so, the dejected guy who got ‘conned’ out of his 100 gold turned all s.h.i.+ny and bright.

It feels like, your mood swings according to numbers….

Exiting the guild, he made a beeline towards giant beasts forest with much haste…

TL rant: Might slow down chapter release next week due to mid terms. Obligatory image (from grand blue manga, check it out on kissmanga, it’s pretty funny I dare say it rivals gintama in terms of comedy)

What college is like when you’re one of the few who actually took notes in cla.s.s.

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