Chapter 8 (1/2)

Hearing the Hedong lioness shout out of nowhere Fei fei and guard mob were shooked to their core close to fainting (TL:河东狮吼 Hedong lioness shout, to be henpecked, imagine a submissive husband smacked into place by waifu). Even Wu Yan who was standing about 5 meters away almost threw his sword due to the shock.

She stomped her way to him in angry strides and pointed at his nose.

“Is this what you meant by leave it to you? Are you here to ask for help or to fool around?”

To be able to make such a happy and lively girl so angry, should he feel proud about it?

He shrank his head from the triggered Lulu, he tried to laugh it off with a brilliant smile.

“Maa, wasn’t I’m just lightening the mood?”

“You… you’re beyond salvation…” She flopped down while stating she’s so done with this troll.

“Hey now, don’t put it like that, weren’t I doing just fine?…”

At this moment, Fei fei and the guards can’t seem to piece together the clues.

From this interaction, it seems this male gets along quite well with her, and since they’re so close why didn’t they just greet each other?

And Fei Fei is reading into it much more, as a personal guardian, she knows that Lulu don’t have any male friends, even her female friends weren’t that many to begin with.

Where did he come from? Why haven’t she heard of this friend, furthermore, when did they become friends? Why weren’t I privy to this? And from the looks of it she is trying to cover up their relations.h.i.+p, what’s going on?

Looking at them going at each other, her questions were starting to mountain up.

“Erm… May I know who you are?…” She thought it would be better if she asked first.

Still at a riot, the two were startled when they heard her question. It was at this moment that Lulu realized.

“Oh yes, what’s your name? It seems I still haven’t heard your name.”

Inside of him, something snapped, this half klutz of a girl, why does it feel like she only realized she didn’t know his name just now.

And this made Fei Fei even more curious, weren’t they all friendly with each other? What’s up with not knowing someone’s name if they were already so friendly?

Powerless he can only shake his head and waved at Fei Fei while grinning.

“The name’s Wu Yan, nice to know you, pretty woman.”

“Oh so you’re Wu Yan….” A certain half air head shoujo said.

“Mister Wu Yan, greetings, the name’s Fei Fei.” Seeing as he doesn’t look like a villain, she decided to let it go, but her doubts still remained.

“Might I ask how did you get acquainted with Lulu?”

Hearing that, they both looked at each other. After a brief silence, the two said with much unison.

“I don’t know him/her.”

Trying not to laugh at how synced there are her brows jolted.

“Oh-..Oh so that’s the case is it? Then, your purpose of coming here…”

It seems she a.s.sumed he was here to look for Lulu.

Pertubed he scratched his head, how should he put it? Should he say it’s because he didn’t know the way out of this forest, and that he’s here to ask for directions? This sounds… embarra.s.sing…

Had Lulu heard, she would have retorted that he’s already very embarra.s.sing…

Helplessly he shrugged.

“Actually, I really am beating soy sauce while pa.s.sing by…”

“….”

At a loss of words, logically speaking, if he doesn’t want to tell the truth, there’s not much she can do, should he be a person of untrustworthy character then one can just ignore him, but no matter how he look at it, he’s quite friendly with Lulu. In no time at all, he has made the competent Fei Fei run out of ideas.

Guard mob also looked at each other.

If it were your typical meddler, they would have dispatched him with haste, but under this circ.u.mstances, they don’t have much ground to stand on.

Besides, after that performance by him, they already don’t feel like wanting to have anything to do with him.

The mood turned a bit awkward, and he can only utter a few dry laughs. It can’t help since he’s such an outlier.

“Well, what’s Mister Wu Yan planning on doing next?” Fei fei questioned after thinking a while.

“Well… actually, you see…”

“Actually, he’s lost and he wants us to take him out of this forest!”

Not giving him the chance to f.u.c.k things up again, she cut straight to the point revealing his shameful ‘secret’.

Frozen in a smiling state, he understood, this is her getting back him for sure…

Looking at the puzzled look on Fei Fei, he felt like crying.

Even the guard can’t help but rolled their eyes, all this c.r.a.p and it turns out he’s just lost…

Of course, this is what they did after seeing him all chummy with their mistress. If not, and a random p.r.i.c.k came and rustled their jimmies, that p.r.i.c.k would probably end up like the demonic beasts’ corpses laid beside them….

Hold up, they said they didn’t know each other right? Then why would the young miss know he’s lost?

Fei Fei also felt like commenting: ‘Could you guys be any less fake?’

Ma.s.saging his facial muscles, he can only wave his hands.

“Maa, so it’s like this, when is Miss Fei Fei planning on exiting giant beast forest and could you take me along as well?”

Musing while looking at his face, she laughed while covering her mouth.

“So it’s like this, since we are planning on leaving the forest, why don’t you follow us!”

“Yeah! Awesome! Finally we can leave this stupid forest!”