Chapter 5 (1/2)
“Brrr… a bit cold but screw it, it’s bearable.”
In a small lake surrounded by trees, Wu Yan is b.u.t.t naked and scrubbing his body to get rid of the blood stains.
Even thought it is yet winter, but autumn is coming to an end, so even if the lake’s not at freezing point the temperature couldn’t be more than a single digit.
Were it not for his body being much more robust that his previous scrawny one, he would not have dared to take a bath here.
And so as he washed his body, his mind went contemplating.
Currently, he has already finished his missions, having leveling up to lv18, could pa.s.s as a minor super. He hadn’t a clue the benchmark for a strong individual in this world but for self protection purpose this should be enough right?
Should he go and find some place where there’s people?
Isn’t it written in novels that after transporting, comes living as mulan inside the mountains and then comes to city life. Consequently, get chosen by X family, X royalty, joining Y faction, accepting Z test, and then make the crystal ball explode out of OPness, spreading of one’s name as genius, shock and awe this small universe. At that moment, X insert grand t.i.tle emeror, or elder insert pompous t.i.tle Z would run over each other’s a.s.s and say:”Hmm, what a fine specimen, would you happen to have any interest in getting to know my daughter?” Something like that.
Hmm… a granddaughter works as well!
Arere (TN: Google seems to suggest 啊咧咧 as a mandarin-nized version of あれれ,j.a.panese exclamation of ‘Hmm?’), weren’t you considering whether to leave or stay in the giant beast forest? Why did you start daydreaming here? (TN:author avatar talking to MC or MC chastising self, going with former if anyone’s interested in correcting me here’s the raw line 啊咧咧，不是在思考要不要离开巨兽森林的问题吗？您咋就YY起来了呢？)
Still not aware of the fact that he derailed from his train of thoughts, heartily he let loose his smile like that of a hippopotamus, looks like it was quite the daydream he had.
Splas.h.i.+ng his face with water, he uttered after seeing the small lake with no people.
“Gosh, wouldn’t it be awesome if there was a bow chica wow wow to rub my back…”
You’re thinking too much…
Hmm… Maybe not too much.
After his voice rang out, a lovely voice was transmitted into his ears.
“Wow! A lake! (TN: hurdur…)Peachy! I am gonna take a bath, my body is feeling so G.o.d awful.”
This lovely voice made Wu Yan who’s was.h.i.+ng his body jerk.
To the observers, they may just write him off as having too many fantasy and is now satisfied with the voice.
“Young miss! Please don’t be so hasty! Let us check for signs of danger!” Now, a sound cooler and soft voice than the lovely one before resounded, seemingly calling for the aforementioned young miss.
“Puhlease (TN: improvised from 哎呀,Aiya), this cute lake won’t have any danger, you guys wait here, I’m going in, I can’t take this any longer.” He almost smashed his face against the water, he wants to tell her that to rush in just because the lake is simply too amusing.
“Young miss! Slow down!”
With a cramped lip corner, he watched as a pet.i.te luscious figure approached, a certain extremity began to ache (TN: referring to his b.a.l.l.s, 蛋疼 is internet slang for the lack accurate translation, triggered, b.u.t.thurt, or emotionally excited or the feeling of I am so done)
Honest to G.o.d he was just having his fantasies, a mere joke….
Steadily, a girl with long straight black hair, wearing a unique, at first glance obvious kind of otherworldly one piece accompanied by a white outcoat, appeared in front of his eyes.
The young thing has a countenance as exquisite as fairy, even if the body has height less than 1.7 meters, but the body is magma HAWT like a witch. Just by looking at those cans bigger than D cup at least, one can tell how curvy the body is.
The pretty young woman saw the water and laughed cheekily, it is unknown whether is it because she didn’t see or that her body was that unbearable, but she stripped down leaving him flabbergasted.
Cute face (TN:lit child faced, I imagined she is like a certain oppai G.o.ddess so didn’t put baby face)? Black, long and straight hair? Silly by nature?
Just looking at this beautiful young thing filled with moe points, he cannot keep himself calm anymore.
“Heyheyhey! What are you doing!” He shouted with cold sweat running down his head.
If anything, it’s because she’s too good with her hands (TN:heh), she already stripped closed enough.
In his eyes, the girl’s body obviously frozed in a state where she is and is not stripping. And then she turned around in a mechanical way, looking at him who still has cramped lips.
The two stared lovingly(?) at each other, the whole place fell into an abnormal quiet.
After a good while, the girl slowly widened her mouth, he noticed this as a bad sign.
From the previous conversation, it’s clear she isn’t alone and is accompanied by people.
Though he doesn’t know if her partners can dish it out but if she were to shout, him being a ‘victim’ notwithstanding, would still be subjected to a misunderstanding so great his death won’t make up for it.
Not to mention he’s currently b.u.t.t naked, he don’t want to be watched by an audience in this state.
The above considerations were made within his mind in under a second. Thus, under the circ.u.mstances, he made a prompt decision, to shout resolutely at the pretty young woman.
“What the h.e.l.l are you doing! Are you peeping on moi?”
The girl frozed once more, the mouth which was preparing to shout ‘Ahh’ has now turned into ‘o’ from the result of a certain shameless one.
He kept his poker face but he was quite relieved inside his heart.
At least he escaped the scenario of getting lynched…
Looking at the astonished face on her face, he can’t help but revealed a happy expression.
In this one month, he basically lived a life of no communications. Beside talking with the ball busting system once in awhile, he would be shouting ‘He!’,’Ha!’,’Hiya’ at demonic beasts. The endless cycle drained him everyday even if he had his energy refilled.