Part 15 (1/2)
On the way, I grabbed one of the helmets from a uniformed corpse, hoping that my own tunic was close enough to the same shade of scarlet to get me by. I climbed in and got the machine turned around just as the second patrol robot came into sight. It fired a couple of shots after me, but those patrol jobs don't have enough armament to shoot down a police car; they're strictly for hunting unarmed and unprotected pedestrians.
Behind me there were a couple of flares in the sky that reminded me of my own exploding flitter, but I didn't worry about what they could be.
I was still puzzled about the robot's shooting down the police. It didn't make sense.
Oh, well, it had saved my neck, and I wasn't going to pinch a gift melon.
The police car I was in had evidently been the only ground vehicle dispatched toward the Lodge-possibly because it happened to be nearby. It was a traffic-control car; the regular homicide squad was probably using Hitters.
I turned off the private road and onto the highway, easing into the traffic-control pattern and letting the car drift along with the other vehicles. But I didn't shove it into automatic. I didn't like robots just then. Besides, if I let the main control panels take over the guiding of the car, someone at headquarters might wonder why car such-and-such wasn't at the Lodge as ordered; they might wonder why it was going down the highway so unconcernedly.
There was only one drawback. I wasn't used to handling a car at a hundred and fifty to two hundred miles an hour. If something should happen to the traffic pattern, I'd have to depend on my own reflexes. And they might not be fast enough.
I decided I'd have to ditch the police car as soon as I could. It was too much trouble and too easy to spot.
I had an idea. I turned off the highway again at the next break, a few miles farther on. There wasn't much side traffic at that time of night, so I had to wait several minutes before the pattern broke again and a private car pulled out and headed down the side road.
I hit the siren and pulled him over to the side.
He was an average-sized character with a belligerent att.i.tude and a fat face.
”What's the matter, officer? There was nothing wrong with that break. I didn't cut out of the pattern on manual, you know. I was-” He stopped when he realized that my tunic was not that of a policeman. ”Why, you're not-”
By then, I'd already cut him down with a stun gun I'd found in the arms compartment of the police car. I hauled him out and changed tunics with him. His was a little loose, but not so much that it would be noticeable. Then I put the helmet on his head and strapped him into the front seat of the police vehicle with the safety belt.
After being hit with a stun gun, he'd be out for a good hour. That would be plenty of time as far as I was concerned.
I transferred as much of the police armory as I thought I'd need into the fat-faced fellow's machine and then I climbed into the police car with him. I pulled the car around and headed back toward the highway.
Just before we reached the control area, I set the instruments for the Coast and headed him west, back the way I had come.
I jumped out and slammed the door behind me as the automatic controls took over and put him in the traffic pattern.
Then I walked back to Fatty's car, got in, and drove back to the highway. I figured I could trust the controls of a private vehicle, so I set them and headed east, toward the city. Once I was there, I'd have to get a flitter, somehow.
I spent the next twenty minutes changing my face. I couldn't do anything about the basic structure; that would have to wait until I got back. Nor could I do anything about the ID plate that was bolted on my left ulna; that, too, would have to wait.
I changed the color of my hair, darkening it from Gifford's gray to a mousy brown, and I took a patch of hair out above my forehead to give me a balding look. The mustache went, and the sides of the beard, giving me a goatee effect. I trimmed down the brows and the hair, and put a couple of tubes in my nostrils to widen my nose.
I couldn't do much about the eyes; my little pocket kit didn't carry them. But, all in all, I looked a great deal less like Gifford than I had before.
Then I proceeded to stow a few weapons on and about my person. I had taken the sleeve gun out of the scarlet tunic when I'd put it on the fat-faced man, but his own chartreuse tunic didn't have a sleeve holster, so I had to put the gun in a hip pocket. But the tunic was a G.o.dsend in another way; it was loose enough to carry a few guns easily.
The car speaker said: ”Attention! You are now approaching Groverton, the last suburb before the city limits. Private automobiles may not be taken beyond this point. If you wish to bypa.s.s the city, please indicate. If not, please go to the free storage lot in Groverton.”
I decided I'd do neither. I might as well make the car as hard to find as possible. I took it to an all-night repair technician in Groverton.
”Something wrong with the turbos,” I told him. ”Give her a complete overhaul.”
He was very happy to do so. He'd be mighty unhappy when the cops took the car away without paying him for it, but he didn't look as though he'd go broke from the loss. Besides, I thought it would be a good way to repay Fat-Face for borrowing his car.
I had purposely kept the hood of my tunic up while I was talking to the auto technician so he wouldn't remember my new face later, but I dropped the hood as soon as I got to the main street of Groverton. I didn't want to attract too much attention.
I looked at my watch. 0111. I'd pa.s.sed back through the time-change again, so it had been an hour and ten minutes since I'd left the Lodge. I decided I needed something to eat.
Groverton was one of those old-fas.h.i.+oned suburbs built during the latter half of the twentieth century-sponge-gla.s.s streets and sidewalks, aluminum siding on the houses, s.h.i.+ny chrome-and-lucite business buildings. Real quaint.
I found an automat and went in. There were only a few people on the streets, but the automat wasn't empty by a long shot. Most of the crowd seemed to be teenage kids getting looped up after a dance. One booth was empty, so I sat down in it, dialed for coffee and barn and eggs, and dropped in the indicated change.
Shapeless little blobs of color were bouncing around in the tri-di tank in the wall, giving a surrealistic dance accompaniment to ”Anna from Texarkana”:
You should have seen the way she ate!
Her appet.i.te insatiate Was quite enough to break your pocketbook!
But with a yeast-digamma steak, She never made a d.a.m.n mistake What tasty snythefoods that gal could cook!
Oh, my Anna! Her algae Manna Was tasty as a Manna-cake could be!
Oh, my Anna-from Texarkana!
Oh, Anna, baby, you're the gal for me!
I sipped coffee while the thing went through the third and fourth verses, trying to figure a way to get into the city without having to show the telltale ID plate in my arm.
”Anna” was cut off in the middle of the fifth verse. The blobs changed color and coalesced into the face of Quinby Lester, news a.n.a.lyst.
”Good morning, free citizens! We are interrupting this program to bring you an announcement of special importance.”
He looked very serious, very concerned, and, I thought, just a little bit puzzled. ”At approximately midnight last night, there was a disturbance at the Lodge. Four police officers who were summoned to the Lodge were shot and killed by Mr. Edgar Gifford, the creator of the disturbance. This man is now at large in the vicinity. Police are making an extensive search within a five-hundred-mile radius of the Lodge.
”Have you seen this man?”
A tri-di of Gifford appeared in place of Lester's features.
”This man is armed and dangerous. If you see him, report immediately to MONmouth 6-666-666. If your information leads to the capture of Edgar Gifford, you will receive a reward of ten thousand dollars. Look around you! He may be near you now!”
Everybody in the automat looked apprehensively at everybody else. I joined them. I wasn't much worried about being spotted. When everybody wears beards, it's hard to spot a man under a handful of face foliage. I was willing to bet that within the next half hour the police would be deluged with calls from a thousand people who honestly thought they had seen Edgar Gifford.
The cops knew that. They were simply trying to scare me into doing something foolish.
They needn't have done that; I was perfectly capable of doing something foolish without their help.