Part 24 (1/2)
”RIGHT, MR. BUSBY,” I said, feeling a rising tension in response to the urgency of the voice at the other side of the phone. ”I'll be out very soon.”
”Well, see that you are! Ah don't like the look of this cow at all. She's sunken-eyed and gruntin' and she won't look at 'er hay. She could die. Don't be long!”
As I listened to the aggressive harangue I could almost see the red-haired man shouting, bulging-eyed, into the receiver. He had told me all the symptoms several times over to make sure they penetrated my thick skull. Mr. Busby wasn't a bad chap, but he had a temper to go with his hair and always seemed to operate on the edge of panic. I'd better hurry.
I looked at my list, then at my watch. It was 9:00 A.M. and there weren't any really urgent calls. I could do Mr. Busby first and keep him happy.
I grabbed my bag and trotted to the front door. Young Mrs. Gardiner was standing on the step with her terrier under her arm. She looked upset.
”Oh, Mr. Herriot, I was just going to ring your bell. Something has happened to William. He went out this morning and jumped over the garden gate and now he can't use one of his front legs.”
I managed a strained smile. ”All right, bring him in.”
We went through to the consulting room and I lifted the little dog onto the table. It took only a quick feel to tell me that there was a fracture of radius and ulna.
”He's broken his leg, I'm afraid.”
”Oh, dear,” the lady wailed. ”How awful!”
I tried to be cheerful. ”Oh, don't worry. It's a clean break and it's a lot easier on a foreleg. We'll soon put him right.”
William, trembling and anxious with his leg dangling, looked up at me with a mute appeal. He was hoping somebody would do something for him, and soon.
”Has he had any breakfast?” I asked as I fished the plaster of Paris bandages out of the cupboard.
”No, nothing today.”
”Good. I can go ahead with the anaesthetic.” As I filled the syringe the old feeling came back that this was the sort of thing that gave vets ulcers. Mr. Busby would have to wait and I could picture him stamping round his farmyard and cursing me.
A few c.c.'s of Nembutal sent William into a peaceful sleep and I began to soak the bandages in tepid water. Mrs. Gardiner held the s.h.a.ggy leg straight while I carefully applied the bandages. Normally, this was a job I enjoyed; seeing the plaster hardening till it formed a firm supporting sheath and knowing that the little animal would wake up to find his pain gone and his leg usable, but at this moment I was conscious mainly of the pa.s.sage of time.
I tapped the plaster. It had set like a rock.
”Right,” I said, lifting the sleeping dog from the table. ”He'll have to keep that on for at least a month, then you must bring him back. If you're worried before that, give me a ring, but I'm sure he'll be fine.”
I deposited William on the back seat of the lady's car and looked at my watch-9:45 A.M. I picked up my gear again and set off for the second time.
It took me half an hour's hard driving along the narrow, dry-stone-walled roads to reach the Busby farm, and as I approached I could see the farmer standing, hands on hips, legs splayed on the cobbled yard, a menacing picture against the squat buildings and the bracken-clad fells behind. When I got out of the car the farmer looked exactly as I had imagined him. His eyes were glaring and the ginger fringe thrusting from under his cap seemed to bristle with rage.
”Where the b.l.o.o.d.y h.e.l.l have you been?” he yelled. ”You said you were coming straight out.”
”Yes, I know, but I had to attend to a dog just as I was leaving.”
I thought Mr. Busby would explode. ”A dog! A b.l.o.o.d.y dog! Ma good cow's a lot more important than any b.l.o.o.d.y dog!”
”Well, yes, but I had to treat him. He had a broken leg.”
”I don't give a b.u.g.g.e.r what he had. This cow's my livelihood. If she dies it's a serious loss for me. The other thing's just a flippin' pet, a lap-dog.”
”Not a lap-dog, Mr. Busby, a tough little terrier and he was in pain. The lady owner is very fond of him.”
”Fond, fond! What does that matter? It's not touching her pocket, is it? It isn't costing her anything?”
I was going to say something about her heart being touched and about the importance of pets in the lives of people, but Mr. Busby's feet had begun to twitch and then to move up and down on the cobbles. I had never seen a man actually dancing with rage and I didn't want to start now. I made for the cow house.
I was vastly relieved to find that the cow had only a mild stasis of the rumen and it turned out that she had been in the fold yard earlier in the morning and had stolen a few extra turnips. But as I examined and injected her the farmer kept up a grumbling monologue as he held the tail.
”Ah've got to live on a little spot like this and you don't think one cow is important. Where do you think I'm gettin' the money to buy another? Ah'll tell ye, it's a job makin' ends meet on a little hill farm, but you don't seem to 'ave any idea. Dogs...b.l.o.o.d.y dogs...flippin' pets...this is my livin'...you don't care...”
I was fundamentally a cow doctor and I made the greatest part of my own personal living from hill-farmers, whom I regarded as the salt of the earth, but I held my peace.
When I revisited the following day I found the cow completely recovered, but Mr. Busby was still sulky. He hadn't forgiven me.
It was a few weeks later that Helen stopped me as I was leaving to start the morning round.
”Oh, Jim. I've just taken a call. There's a dog coming in. It's crying out in pain. I didn't get the name-the man put the phone down quickly.”
I rubbed my chin. In those days we were a 90 per cent large-animal practice and had no set surgery hours, certainly not in the morning.
”Whoever it is will have to wait,” I said. ”Rod Thwaite has a bullock bleeding badly-knocked a horn off. I'll have to go there first.”
Trying to be in two places at once was a constant problem in our job. I did my best not to think about the dog and sped into the hills at top speed.
It was a typical broken horn with a pretty ornamental fountain of blood climbing several feet into the air and onto anything near. Mr. Thwaite and I were soon liberally spattered as we tried to hold the beast still and I packed the stump with sulphonamide, applied a thick pad of cotton wool and bandaged it in a figure eight to the other horn. It all took quite a time as did the cleaning process afterwards, and more than an hour had gone by before I declined Mrs. Thwaite's offer of a cup of tea and headed back towards Darrowby.
At Skeldale House I hurried down the pa.s.sage and pushed open the waiting room door. I halted there in surprise. It was Mr. Busby. He was sitting in the far corner with a little corgi on his knee and his face bore exactly the same expression as when I had paid the first visit to his cow.
”Where the b.l.o.o.d.y h.e.l.l have you been?” he barked. The words were the same too. ”I've been sittin' here for a b.l.o.o.d.y hour! And I made an appointment!”
”I'm very sorry, Mr. Busby. I had a bleeding bullock. I just had to go.”
”A flippin' bullock! And how about ma poor dog, waitin' here in agony! That doesn't matter, does it?”
”Of course it does, but you know as well as I do that beast could have bled to death. It would have been a big loss to the farmer.”
”A big loss? Aye, a big loss o' money, you mean. But what if me good dog dies? He's worth more than any money. You couldn't put a price on him!”
”Oh, I do understand, Mr. Busby. He looks a grand little chap to me.” I hesitated. ”I didn't know you had a pet beside your farm dogs.”
”Of course, I 'ave. This is Dandy. Missus and me think the world of 'im. If anything happens to 'im it 'ud break our hearts! And you neglect 'im for a flippin' bullock!”
”Oh, come on, now, it's not a case of neglecting him. You must appreciate that I couldn't leave that beast to go on bleeding-it's the farmer's livelihood.”
”There ye go again! Money! It's all you can think about!”
I bent down to lift the little dog and almost as soon as I touched him he screamed out.