Part 5 (1/2)
”Nothing particular, except wi' my honour,” was the Sergeant's cool reply.
”Yer honour! What's wrang wi' that?”
”The minister,” said the Sergeant, ”doots it, and he tells me that it was wrang to speak aboot it.”
On this, Katie, who did not quite comprehend his meaning, begged to know what had taken place. ”What did they say? What did they do? Wha spak'?” And she poured out a number of questions which could not speedily be answered. We hope it will not diminish the reader's interest in this excellent woman if we admit that for a moment she, too, became the slave of gossip. We deny that this prostration of the heart and head to a mean idol is peculiar to woman--this craving for small personal talk, this love of knowledge regarding one's neighbours in those points especially which are not to their credit, or which at least are naturally desired by them to be kept secret from the world. Weak, idle, and especially vain men are as great traffickers as women in this dissocial intercourse. Like small insects, they use their small stings for annoyance, and are flattered when they make strong men wince.
Katie's fit was but momentary, and in the whole circ.u.mstances of the case excusable.
The Sergeant told her of his pa.s.s at arms, and ended with an indignant protest about his honour.
”What do they mak',” partly a.s.serted, partly inquired Katie, ”o' 'Honour to whom honour?'--and 'Honour all men?'--and 'Honour the king?'--and 'Honour faither and mither?'--what _I_ did a' my life! I'll maintain the word is Scriptoral!”
But the Sergeant, not being critical or controversial, did not wish to contend with his wife on the connection which, as she supposed, existed between the word honour, and his word of honour. His mind was becoming perplexed and filled with painful thoughts. This antagonism into which he had been driven with those whom he had hitherto respected and followed with unhesitating confidence, was growing rapidly into a form and shape which was beyond his experience--alien to his quiet and un.o.btrusive disposition, and contrary to his whole purpose of life. He sat down by the fireside, and went over all the events of the day. He questioned himself as to what he had said or done to give offence to mortal man. He recalled the history of his relations.h.i.+p to the starling, to see, if possible, any wrong-doing in it. He reviewed the scene in the Kirk Session; and his conclusion, on the one hand, was a stone blindness as to the existence of any guilt on his part, and on the other, a strong suspicion that his minister _could_ not do him a wrong--_could_ not be so displeased upon unjust, ignorant, or unrighteous grounds, and that consequently there was a something--though what it was he could neither discover nor guess--which Mr. Porteous had misunderstood and had been misled by. He went over and over again the several items of this long account of debit and credit, without being able to charge aught against himself, except possibly his concealment from his minister of the reason why the starling was so much beloved, and also the fact perhaps of his having taken offence, without adequate cause, at the meeting of Session. The result of all these complex cogitations between himself and the red embers in the grate, was a resolution to go that evening to the Manse, and by a frank explanation put an end to all misunderstanding. In his pure heart the minister was reflected as a man of righteousness, love, and peace. He almost became annoyed with the poor starling, especially as it seemed to enjoy perfect ease and comfort on its perch, where it had settled for the night.
By and by he proceeded to call on the minister, but did not confide the secret to Katie.
CHAPTER VIII
THE CONFERENCE IN THE MANSE
The manse inhabited by Mr. Porteous, like most of its parochial companions at that time--for much improvement in this as in other buildings has taken place since those days--was not beautiful, either in itself or in its surroundings. Its three upper windows stared day and night on a blank hill, whose stupid outline concealed the setting, and never welcomed the rising sun. The two lower windows looked into a round plot of tawdry shrubs, surrounded by a neglected boxwood border which defended them from the path leading from the small green gate to the door; while twenty yards beyond were a few formal ugly-looking trees that darkened the house, and separated it from the arable land of the glebe. No blame to the minister for his manse or its belongings! On 200 per annum, he could not keep a gardener, or afford any expensive ornaments. And for the same reason he had never married, although his theory as to ”feelings” may have possibly hindered him from taking this humanising step. And who knows what effect the small living and the bachelor life may have had on his ”principles”!
His sister lived with him. To many a manse in Scotland the minister's sister has been a very angel in the house, a n.o.ble monument of devoted service and of self-sacrificing love--only surpa.s.sed by that paragon of excellence, if excellent at all, the minister's wife. But with all charity, Miss Porteous--Thomasina she was called by her father, after his brother in the West Indies, from whom money was expected, but who had left her nothing--was not in any way attractive, and never gave one the impression of self-sacrifice. She evidently felt her position to be a high one. Being next to the Bishop, she evidently considered herself an Archdeacon, Dean, or other responsible ecclesiastical personage. She was not ugly, for no woman is or can be that; but yet she was not beautiful. Being about fifty, as was guessed by the most charitable, her looks were not what they once were, nor did they hold out any hope of being improved, like wine, by age. Her hair was rufous, and the little curls which cl.u.s.tered around her forehead suggested, to those who knew her intimately, the idea of screws for worming their way into characters, family secrets, and similar private matters. She was, unfortunately, the minister's newspaper, his remembrancer, his spiritual detective and confidential informant as to all that belonged to the parish and its pa.s.sing history.
Miss Thomasina Porteous, in the absence of the servant, who was ”on leave” for a day or two, opened the door to the Sergeant. Mr. Porteous was in his study, popularly so called,--a small room, with a book-press at one end, and a table in the centre, with a desk on it, a volume of _Matthew Henry's Commentary_, _Cruden's Concordance_, an _Edinburgh Almanac_, and a few _Reports_. Beside the table, and near the fire, was an arm-chair, in which the minister sat reading a volume of sermons. No sooner was the Sergeant announced than Mr. Porteous rose, looked over his spectacles, hesitated, and at last shook hands, as if with an icicle, or in conformity with Act of Parliament. Then, motioning Mr.
Mercer to a seat, he begged to inquire to what he owed this call, accompanying the questioning with a hint to Thomasina to leave the room.
The Sergeant's first feeling was that he had made a great mistake, and he wished he had never left the army.
”Well, Mr. Mercer?” inquired the minister, as he sat opposite to the Sergeant.
”I am sorry to disturb you, sir,” replied the Sergeant, ”but I wished to say that I think I was too hot and hasty this afternoon in the Session.”
”Pray don't apologise to _me_, Mr. Mercer,” said the minister.
”Whatever you have to say on that point, had better be said publicly before the Kirk Session. Anything else?”
The Sergeant wavered, as military historians would say, before this threatened opposition, as if suddenly met by a square of bristling bayonets.
”Well, then,” he at last said, ”I wish to tell you frankly, and in as few words as possible, what no human being kens but my wife. I never blame ignorance, and I'm no gaun to blame yours, Mr. Porteous, but----”
”_My_ ignorance!” exclaimed the minister. ”It's come to a pretty pa.s.s indeed, if _you_ are to blame it, or remove it! Ignorance of what, pray?”
”Your ignorance, Mr. Porteous,” continued the Sergeant, ”on a point which I should have made known to you, and for which I alone and not you are in faut.”
The minister seemed relieved by this admission.
The Sergeant forthwith told the story of the starling as the playmate of his child, the history of whose sickness and death was already known to Mr. Porteous; and having concluded, he said, ”That's the reason, sir, why I couldna kill the bird. I wadna tell this to ony man but to yersel', for it's no' my fas.h.i.+on tae sen' the drum aboot the toon for pity or for sympathy; but I wish _you_, sir, to ken what's fac, for yer ain guidance and the guidance o' the Session.”
”I remember your boy well,” remarked Mr. Porteous, handing his snuff-box in a very kindly way to his visitor.