Part 17 (2/2)
”Now, darling,” said Eve when he emerged from the bathroom. ”Don't waste any more time. I want you to give me your opinion about something downstairs.”
”Child,” said Mr. Prohack. ”What on earth do you mean--'wasting time'?
Haven't you insisted, and hasn't your precious doctor insisted, that I must read the papers for an hour in bed after I've had my breakfast in bed? Talk about 'wasting time' indeed!”
”Yes, of course darling,” Eve concurred, amazingly angelic. ”I don't mean you've been wasting time; only I don't want you to waste any _more_ time.”
”My mistake,” said Mr. Prohack.
From mere malice and wickedness he spun out the business of dressing to nearly its customary length, and twice Eve came uneasily into the bedroom to see if she could be of a.s.sistance to him. No nurse could have been so beautifully attentive. During one of her absences he slipped furtively downstairs into the drawing-room, where he began to strum on the piano, though the room was yet by no means properly warm. She came after him, admirably pretending not to notice that he was behaving unusually. She was attired for the street, and she carried his hat and his thickest overcoat.
”You're coming out,” said she, holding up the overcoat cajolingly.
”That's just where you're mistaken,” said he.
”But I want to show you something.”
”What do you want to show me?”
”You shall see when you come out.”
”Is it by chance the bird of the mountains that I am to see?”
”The bird of the mountains? My dear Arthur! What are you driving at now?”
”Is it the Eagle car?” And as she staggered speechless under the blow he proceeded: ”Ah! Did you think you could deceive _me_ with your infantile conspiracies and your tacit deceits and your false smiles?”
She blushed.
”Some one's told you. And I do think it's a shame!”
”And who should have told me? Who have I seen? I suppose you think I picked up the information at Putney last night. And haven't you opened all my letters since I was ill, on the pretext of saving me worry? Shall I tell you how I know? I knew from your face. Your face, my innocent, can't be read like a book. It can be read like a newspaper placard, and for days past I've seen on it, 'Extra special. Exciting purchase of a motor-car by a cunning wife.'” Then he laughed. ”No, chit. That fellow Oswald Morfey, let it out last night.”
When she had indignantly enquired how Oswald Morfey came to be mixed up in her private matters, she said:
”Well, darling, I hope I needn't tell you that my _sole_ object was to save you trouble. The car simply had to be bought, and as quickly as possible, so I did it. Need I tell you--”
”You needn't, certainly,” Mr. Prohack agreed, and going to the window he lifted the curtain. Yes. There stood a real car, a landaulette, with the ill.u.s.trous eagle on the front of its radiator, and a real chauffeur by its side. The thing seemed entirely miraculous to Mr. Prohack; and he was rather impressed by his wife's daring and enterprise. After all, it was somewhat of an undertaking for an unworldly woman to go out alone into the world and buy a motor-car and engage a chauffeur, not to mention clothing the chauffeur. But Mr. Prohack kept all his imperturbability.
”Isn't it lovely?”
”Is it paid for?”
”Oh, no!”
”Didn't you have to pay any deposit?”
”Of course I didn't. I gave your name, and that was sufficient. We needn't keep it if we don't like it after the trial run.”
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