Part 2 (1/2)
”Said I aught of the ark when I named that price?” asked Skegs scornfully. ”Wouldst thou haggle with a dying man, Ptolemy Philpot?”
”I will furnish the remainder s.h.i.+llings,” I whispered to Ptolemy, who stood in a maze to answer such imposture as Skegs sought to lay upon him. ”Strike the bargain, Mr. Ptolemy, and pay when thou hast checked over the tale of beasts.”
[Ill.u.s.tration: The argument between Mr. Skegs & Ptolemy. Chapter II]
He thanked me like a pleased stripling, and, to be short, purchased all for the sum named, which, there being seven or eight pieces not found, and j.a.phet's leg burst from the pin, methought sufficient, albeit Mr.
Skegs at every turn sought to increase it, or else detract some piece of note, as Mount Ararat in pasteboard and the dove with a sprig of olive.
”I have forgot the raven,” he screamed after us, as at length we went away with our cartful of miracles. ”'Twas new varnished at Michaelmas, and there is the cost of the varnish you must repay me, which is three-pence halfpenny,” at which, when we replied not, he ran into the mill-house in a sort of fury, and as I understood, died there a week later, muttering upon his ”c.o.c.ks and kites and crows,” his
”Rooks and ravens, many rows; Cuckoos, curlews, whoso knows, Each one in his kind;”
and putting a price upon each particular fowl, like any poulter in Cheape. I never met a man so engrossed in business to so little purpose, nor one (to do him justice) so little put out of his humour of acquisition by the near approach of death. He had bought the mill, so Ptolemy told me, out of his former profits, knowing nothing of the miller's trade, but because it was to be got at an advantage.
When we were out of the yard Mr. Philpot again thanked me immoderately for my aid, which he said he would never forget (and as the event proved, he did not); and told me moreover that he was bred to the wax-chandlery, but had left it, having a taste for letters.
”How will this pageant help you any whit the more to study?” I asked him.
”I shall go about the country,” he replied, ”and so I doubt not shall fall in with very famous scholars, who are often to be found where they be least expected. Have you ever read Horace now?” he asked me quickly.
I told him, a little.
”When I shall have learned Latin,” he said, in his childlike manner, ”I shall do so also, and, indeed, I have bought his Satires already, but can make little of them. The Romans must have been a marvellous learned people,” he observed with a sigh, ”and 'tis small wonder they conquered the world.”
”Is there any attendance upon these old interludes?” I demanded, as we pa.s.sed upward through the town towards my inn, where I was to take out my mare.
”Why, as to that,” he replied something moodily, ”I know not certainly as yet, although I hope so, seeing that my proficiency in the Latin tongue dependeth upon the popular favour towards them; and, indeed, I may have been over eager at the bidding, since there doubtless hath been some decline from the love of such plays that the vulgar was used to show upon all occasions of their being enacted. Notwithstanding, I have a design, as yet unperfected, by which, if I get no hearing for my mysteries and moralities, I may yet prosper; and that is (to let you into the secret), to turn this musty Deluge into a modern battle upon the high seas, with Mr. John Hawkins for Noah--good seamen both; the figure of j.a.phet, too, that hath by good fortune lost a leg, might serve, with but slight alteration, for a veteran tall boatswain, and Ham with the red beard, would as readily become a master-gunner. Ay, a little skill would do all, Mr. Cleeve; and for the Spaniards, why, such as were necessary to my purpose might be fas.h.i.+oned out of the greater beasts, without any very notable difference from the original.”
I would have questioned him further upon this venture of his, which was surely as bold as any that Mr. Hawkins had made to the coast of Guinea or the Indies, had not I at that moment espied our overseer, Peter Sprot, by the door of the inn, his horse blown and sweating, and himself sitting stiff with hard riding. I ran to him at once, demanding if he sought me, which I knew already was so, and felt a fear at my heart lest my father was suddenly fallen ill.
”His wors.h.i.+p is not ill,” replied Peter, ”but sore troubled, and sends for you home without delay.” He cast a hard eye upon Ptolemy Philpot as he spoke, for he had observed us in company, and being something strait in matters of religion, held shows and dancing and such-like to be idolatry and lewd sport. I have known him break a babe's rattle that shook it on a Sunday, and quote the Pentateuch in defence of his action.
”What hath troubled him, Peter?” I asked eagerly, while the ostler brought out my mare.
”'Tis a letter,” he said, and with that shut his mouth, so that I knew it was vain to inquire further.
Now, as I was managing my beast, that was restive with the cold air, comes Mr. Ptolemy to my side, and ere I understood his purpose had thrust up a little parchment-bound book for me to read the t.i.tle of it, whispering that he would have read it long since himself, but that 'twas in Latin.
I told him briefly I could not read it then, being in an itch to be gone; but he still detained me.
”There is one particular word there set down,” said he, ”that I have often lighted upon in other books also, which if you would translate 'twould ease me mightily.”
”What word is that?” cried I, impatiently.
”It is _Quemadmodum_,” said he.
But before I could interpret to him, my mare had scoured away after Peter Sprot's hackney, and we were a bowshot distant ere I had recovered my seat.
CHAPTER III