Chapter 0: Q. and A. (1/2)

Q. and A. Chapter 0

April 14, 2016 by Nymphriel

OK guys, this is my declaration that I’ll be picking this up AFTER the full EDITED VERSION of Frequenting Brothels is done on Raising the Dead. Of course, this will go the same way, that is, unedited version here on my site and edited version on RTD.

Now me and my editor are already working quite a few chapters into this, so I just want to let other people know that this is a teaser for a definite project and that we’ll be picking this up. I’m posting this Prologue as a teaser to kind of&h.e.l.lip;well&h.e.l.lip;claim this WN since we’re really liked it.

Of course, not that we can stop others from jumping in and do their own TL, but we’ll continue TL-ing this in the future no matter what.

You can find the Synopsis of this in the Table of Contents page on my site, it’s Q.Maou-sama A.Monmusu.

Prologue

No matter how you look at it, this can’t be right.

Unable to find any words to say, the young man simply stared at the bizarre sight in front of him.

「Nnnー！」

From beside his neck, he heard a cute grunt as a beautiful girl with long black hair struggled and pushed with both her arms in order to drag the other ⅔ of her body out. She knit her eyebrows, the amount of sweat on her forehead showed how much of a struggle she was going through.

There were two things that were obstructing her.

First, this should be described as a dimensional crack, it suddenly appeared inside the young man’s room. It looks like someone made a horizontal line with a brush. However, if you compare this example to reality, the brush would not write with ink, but instead with bubbles or soap.

There was a 7-color-hue that clamored and wriggled that clearly warned that the opposite side of this crack was obviously a different world.

Then there’s one more thing, that is&h.e.l.lip;

（Huge&h.e.l.lip;&h.e.l.lip;E、no it’s F）

Two huge fleshy watermelons were squeezed beneath a navy blue yukata and were caught in the narrow crack. The overwhelming size of those fat melons were wrapped inside a cute cherry blossom pattern. (TN: Pretty sure he’s talking about the yukata)

The owner is trying hard to make her huge b.r.e.a.s.t.s squeeze smaller, no matter how you think about it, it looked physically impossible.

「Sniffle。It’s not going iiin」

Finally the girl’s strength left her body, she went limp like hung laundry flopped her limbs on the ground and started to whine like so.

As the shock from the girl from another world suddenly appearing eased up, somehow a feeling of pity started to well up in the young man.

（It can’t be helped。 Let’s give her a hand then）

The moment he decided so.

「Hiyaaa！」

A hysteric voice left those cute lips. Her exhausted body jumped, then she flapped her arms crying for help.

「Please stop it！ Don’t touch my b.u.t.t！ Pervert！ Ecchi！ You lesbian fairy！」

Somehow he kind of guessed the situation.

Probably in that different world on the other side there’s someone that was unable to just watch, then they started to push her to this side. Then, with force being applied to her hips she yelled ‘pervert’ and ‘lesbian’ to insult them.

「Hora、give me a hand here」

(TN: She’s talking to the person touching her a.s.s)

It couldn’t be helped so he lent her some help.

「Eh？T、Thank you very much！」

As the girl’s lovely face brightened up, he entwined his hand with her slim fingers and tried to help her.

But the problem starts here. There needs to be some ways to drag the girl’s body out.

The best way is to use his hands to grab her b.o.o.bs and bring them over quickly, but she already reacted that strongly with only her b.u.t.t being felt up. So if he doesn’t want to get hit then he’d be smart to not even try doing so.

「The person on the other side、can you hear me？ On my signal、I’ll pull and you push。Let’s go！」

(TN: h.e.l.lO FROM THE OUTSIDE LOLOLOLOL)

I wonder if my voice even reached the other side. Anyways let’s just do this.

「HeaveーHoo！」

It feels like a fairy-tale where an old guy tries to pull a huge turnip. Borrowing gravity’s strength, he bent his lower body and pulled with all his might. Luckily he didn’t wear any socks, so he doesn’t have to worry about sliding on the wooden floor.