Chapter 5 (2/2)

“Experience 33%.” Level 1 newbie – Tang Hua look back at his achievement after half an hour of labour, can not express anything except two lines of tears flowing. Since the moment he begin to play game online, the worst situation he ever meet has been needing ten minutes to reach level 2.

Chickens can not be depended on, if this situation continue PK will become possible. According to reliable information, level 2 monster is monkeys in the outer ring of the forest, shabby uncle’s defense is organizing player, making a strategy to sneak attack them on a large scale. The only annoying thing is dealing with attacks from above… because all monkeys are jumping down from trees.

“BOSS.” Suddenly, over ten players yell, attract attention of thousands of people among swarm of chickens. Tang Hua turn his face to that direction, only to see in a hundred meters apart from him, a rooster stand haughtily there, blue light flashes around its body, its crow soars to the sky.

“Fighter team… Those with melee weapons, pay attention to other chickens.” Shabby uncle eventually get the opportunity, start waving arm and shouting: “Pot lid teams, surrounded on all sides , stone-throwing team recharge ammunition, attack as my command. ”

The rooster glimpse at shabby uncle on the tree, as it can understand human language, then look at the pot lid team who are surrounding it, gently shake head.

“Go!” Shabby uncle see the chance, wave hands and shout out orders, 150 players rush to the rooster, judging from their posture probably their thought is smas.h.i.+ng this rooster.

Describing is slow, but it happen quickly. Rooster suddenly face upwards. Under its feet a flood apeear, flow to all directions. Fifty players in the first pot lid team instanly disappear into white light together, you can say they die in hatred …

“Blocking can not stand against it!” The second pot lid team although have no death, but become unsteady, obviously can’t continue fighting. The flood after hitting the third pot lid team eventually disappear.

One kid after carefully study the situation says: “This is totally violating conservation laws of physics, right? Why is that possible? ”

No one pay attention to him, because the shabby uncle give second command: “Stone-throwing team attack.”

in a blink, hundreds of stones flying toward the rooster. Just before the stones. .h.i.t, three walls of water appear around the rooster, pinch into triangle form. Flying stone hit the water wall, fell to the ground, can not proceed further to cause injury to the rooster.

“Water walls have HP.” There are clever players discovered, water walls have HP bar, though damage to it is almost zero, but certainly these wall is breakable.

But in an instant they can not see the water wall’s HP, because while people talking, its HP fully restore. It have a simple meaning: This level of attack isn’t enough to break that water walls.

You can believe that everyone here will understand this point. This is not a fighting game, if you use primitive measures to fight with BOSS in a xianxia game, the result is like a mantis try to block a carriage.

“I’m coming!” A big sister comes out from swarm of players, quietly look at BOSS rooster.

“Can you…?” The entire people whisper in their heart.

This girl throw a mace and shout: “Earth Rat Mace!” Mace after left her hand become bigger, fly over the ten meters high, then incredibly powerful slam down the rooster …

“Whoa …” The whole people give her an appreciation, BOSS’s HP instantly fall down 1/20. But…

“Shrrt”, before the rooster strike back, the girl immediately flee into the safety zone, also explain to confused players: “Cooldown, also mana is not enough. I have to sit down and rest.”

TN’s note:

1. This is the opening of Three Character Cla.s.sic, the first formal education at home for children in ancient China.

2. The term “spit/vomit blood” is common in Chinese literature with two meanings:

a) (due to) injuries or disease

b) (due to) anger, sorrow, or annoyance

My translation will use “vomit blood” for a) and “spit blood” for b)

3. This is from Tao Te Ching of Laozi.

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